“ChatGPT, please write a short vacation postcard from the Grim Reaper who has decided to become a tax accountant. The postcard is being written from the beach on the eve of the tax deadline, after a long and trying but rewarding season, and should be addressed to his friends.”
Hello friends,
Greetings from the beach! I hope this postcard finds you all well. As you know, I recently made a career pivot from my former position as the Grim Reaper to become a tax accountant. From scythes to spreadsheets, it’s been a big transition but a rewarding one! I've been able to help many people and businesses and it's been a pretty good gig so far.
They say death and taxes are both inevitable, so why not have a hand in both? I figured that if I can handle collecting souls, I can handle collecting W-2s.
I want to take a moment to thank you all for your support throughout this transition. I know it was a bit of a shock when I first told you about my new career path, but your encouragement and understanding have meant everything to me. I couldn't have made it through this season without you, and can't wait to catch up with you all when I return.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Office Worker,